We have more Apprentice quotes. This year should offer up the same quality quotes we got in previous years from these self-promoting fools. Who could forget Melody or Jedi Jim? If you want to remind yourself on the ridiculousness of last year’s egos here are Apprentice Quotes 2011.
We’d love you to add your own Apprentice Quotes if we miss any. Just leave them in the comment box at the bottom of the page.
We’ve seen some pretty awful movies this year. There was the truly horrible The Smurfs. The painfully unfunny, and like with any bit of binge drinking, truly regrettable Hangover 2.
But the film to surpass all shitty films since the beginning of time was Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star – a film so bad that it didn’t even get 1% on Rotten Tomatoes, and you know any film is truly woeful when the best review is this: “one feels nothing more strongly than an acute sympathy for all involved” Variety.
But let’s not go on about truly shitty films that made a few dollars at the box office that’s up to the Oscars 2012 judges. We know they are bad. Lets look at the ones that were the best Films of the year and conned the Oscar judges to giving them a gong. So which are the worst Oscar Best Picture winners of the last 30 years?
Team Robbo have tagged (or vandalised) a Banksy piece of street art in Brighton. The Two Kissing Policemen outside the Albert Pub has had ‘Team Robbo’ tagged across its facia.
This piece by Banksy is estimated to be worth anywhere from £500,000 to £1m – and is due to be removed and sold in New York sometime in the near future. Given that the kissing policeman has been drawn on the pub’s property, all money raised from any sale will go straight to the owners of The Albert.
Family Guy Quotes are in my head all the time and at risk of making a fool of myself in public, I’ve decided to release my inner Griffin by sharing my favourite Family Guy Quotes with the community of Finger Jam. The post will feature quotes from all your favourite characters, enjoy! Any Family Guy Quotes you think should feature? Let us know by commenting at the bottom!
The World’s entire population has, for the first time ever, agreed with a comment made by Piers Morgan, or as most people like to call him “That smug Twat”.
On 19th November 2011, huge winds were recorded across the globe as 7billion people gently nodded in unison when they saw the following Piers Morgan tweet.
The Eurozone gave a massive sigh of relief today as Italy declared it could save billions of Euros and help stave off debt by cutting the premier’s prostitute bill by half.
Silvio Berlusconi has taken it upon himself to cut Italian spending and show other Italians that austerity starts at home. Known for his free spirit and attraction to the opposite sex, Berlusconi is willing to deprive himself of every Italian’s right for the sake of the country.
To celebrate such an Historic move Italians were given the whole week off work and given free train rides for the rest of the year.
Manchester United jokes raise their head usually when there has been a memorable defeat, and oh did we see a big one this weekend. After the Manchester United drubbing of 6-1 (six-one) by Manchester City we thought we’d share some Manchester United Jokes with you.
We love laughing at footballers especially the really wealthy ones, successful ones, the rubbish ones, the stupid ones and obviously John Terry above all. So if you have any Manchester United or Manchester City jokes we’d love to hear them
Top 5 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes – don’t expect too much and despite it saying “2011″ some of these are older than my pants.
The Edinburgh Fringe Festival has a competition to see whose joke is the funniest during the course of the event. Last year it was Tim Vine that won, but he was in second place this year. The top five jokes were as follows :
We at Finger-Jam loves Her Majesty’s constabulary, that’s cos we are good boys and girls. People who tend to dislike the police are usually scrotes who’ve been in trouble. But there are definitely different types of Copper. Here are two.
1) Good Cop.
He gets hit by a car and still chases a criminal.
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We’ve seen some pretty awful movies this year. There was the truly horrible The Smurfs. The painfully unfunny, and like with any bit of binge drinking, truly regrettable Hangover 2.
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