Figures released over night indicate that numbers are the best way of quantifying things. It has also been claimed that ‘Numbers’ could be held responsible for the current economic downturn and explain the recently announced non existence of God!
In a UN War crimes tribunal trying to form a link between Charles Taylor (leader of Liberia), mass homicide, executions in Sierra Leone and his ability to get his hands on “Blood Diamonds” to pay for such killings – Naomi Campbell said she was “inconvenienced” to being there.
Despite the severity of the charges and the general nastiness of the case, the Ex-”Super” Model and now caricature of herself told the judge “This is a big inconvenience for me” (forgetting obviously the inconvenience to all the men, women and children who had their hands cut off by the accused mobs) and was also unbelievably ten minutes late for her hearing. For that Naomi you are the Finger-Jam Nob of the week.
It was only a couple of weeks ago the World Cup finished, three weeks since we had the European Champions league final and 4 weeks since the Premier league finished. Already the 2010 / 2011 football season is with us.
Oh the joy of getting on a train anywhere in the country and being amused by hilarious songs about the ticket inspector’s wife by Crystal Palace fans (yes lads thanks for the memories). Or the excitement to go out shopping in a town centre somewhere in the UK and being serenaded by 200 blokes singing harmoniously to the local ladies and police force. Anyway here’s what we can look forward to on Sky Sports this year. (Mitchell and Webb Football, Football, Football)
Plan B The Roundhouse – ITunes Gig, London Review.
When Finger-Jam was a young lad and listening to Indie music and French House he would never imagine going to a Rap-Hip-hop-Jazzy-Big-bang-beat-box-SKA-reggae-rock night hosted by a sweaty south Londoner, singing Seal covers and coming away absolutely loving it. In fact the young Finger-Jam would have given himself a sarf London slap for enjoying Plan B…
A very long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.. Sith Lord Darth Vader is plotting a cunning plan…… To rob a bank. It what was not a usual showing of the dark side of the force, Darth Vader left his light-sabre at home and instead took with him a very un-jedi like semi-automatic gun to, yes, Rob a Bank – and we have the video to prove it.
I was on Twitter earlier expecting to be kept up to date by the latest goings on and see what the kids were talking about (yeah i know, what did i expect) – instead i came across the latest trending worldwide which was the term “#theworst“.
Basically Justin Bieber fans (bless them) were telling us what The Worst thing that can happen to you is. Yeah it’s really awful when you do your nails, and you mess it up. In fact i can’t think of anything worse.
It reminded me of a Jimmy Carr joke. Which goes something like this…
The Daily Mail, the paper of middle Britain and the bible of aspiring middle class housewives, is a British Newspaper that is angry, yes it’s very angry.
It seems to hate loads of things and is always screaming about some Horseman of the Apocalypse that is going to do us all in. But what the Daily Mail seems to dislike most is the biggest website in the world – It really dislikes Facebook.
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Figures released over night indicate that numbers are the best way of quantifying things. It has also been claimed that ‘Numbers’ could be held responsible for the current economic downturn and explain the recently announced non existence of God!
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