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News just in. It has been reported that World War Two has finished and England, Wales and Scotland are at peace with Germany. In fact reports are stating that it finished almost 65 years ago to the day.
This shock news took the British media and England World Cup football fans by absolute surprise.
“Ze Var iz Over?” initially chuckled a Daily Star sub-editor. “What it really is over?” asked the now startled Daily Star Hack. “I better tell the Editor to leave out all the Hun gags and references to Zeppelins when we have a big breasted German girl on page 3. Hang on this isn’t a joke is it?”
But no, this was definitely no joke. And even if it was it would be A VERY UNFUNNY JOKE.
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Glastonbury Festival 2010 is here. “Right here, right now” as Fat Boy Slim would have told us given half the chance. (Or Jesus Jones for our older readers).
Finger-Jam has sent two of its finest reporters to the rock festival armed with a camera to bring you the Latest Glastonbury 2010 pictures and photos. At no expense spared. We have naked Glastonbury photos (1970s), We have bum photos (man in a mankini) and we have photos of people watching football at Glastonbury festival 2010, plus one other: Let the Photo Gallery commence.
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Exclusive report by Mitch Mitchell – Sydney Reporter.
Australian Women celebrated
On the day that Hell may have frozen over (reports still coming in) and people everywhere were eating their hats, it has been announced that Australia has its first female Prime Minister, Julia Gillard.
“It’s Great Day for Australian Equal Rights and for the Woman’s Movement everywhere, even if she isn’t much of an oil painting.” Said an Australian MP.
In an extraordinary day in Australian politics which has been called “The Day of The Aussie-Moron”
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By Princess Talalullah IX. Posted in Humour, Random chat, TV, Soaps and Gossip | No Comments »
Just in case you felt like Russell Brand hadn’t been in the media enough over the last few years, he’s back . He seems to have a million new projects and movies one of them being, The Simpsons.
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Da, Dah, Duuuuunnnnn…..
Yes, if you didn’t already know, the world does revolve around Twitter and a thus a week ago, the world as we bloggers know it, did end. This is what the end of that world looked like to us…
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We want your England football jokes after being humiliated by Germany in the 2010 world cup can we get any lower?
We all know that England are the most hopeless team in the World. However in the same way that the French are brilliant at revolutions, we in England are the best at laughing at ourselves. (UPDATE new England jokes in comments section below)
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By Princess Talalullah IX. Posted in Humour, Random chat | 2 Comments »
Quote of the week:
“Just last week Jeremy was kidnapped and forced to smoke illegal substances.”
He had a GUN! They made me do it....
Suspect?! Smacks of my youth: “Mum, they made me do it”
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The North Korean Cheerleading Squadron were very happy after their team got a goal against Brazil last night.
north korean cheerleaders
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Not that Lee Dixon
Thief Lee Dixon (no not that Lee Dixon the old arsenal full back, but some other bloke) did the washing up at country homes he raided, which is ever so thoughtful of him. The only problem is that during a 10-month crime spree Dixon stole £120,000 worth of items from 105 properties.
The jury at Bristol Crown Court heard how he was a ‘gentleman, Raffles-style’ burglar, who would sometimes do the dishes at properties he raided and always kept damage to a minimum. Well done Lee, good man. What next, a graffiti artist who cleans windows? A pick-pocket who changes your baby’s nappy?
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When I grow old I want to be just like this... Science can help!
Well, we’ll let you decide… After years of abusing his body with God knows what, Ozzy Osbourne will be scientifically analysed to see what’s kept him alive. He’s already said he thinks his body should be donated to the Natural History Museum as a record of a ‘medical miracle’. You know like the guy who fell 40 floors or the man who recovered from HIV or maybe the guy who recovered from a coma after 23 years or the teenager who woke up from a coma and could speak a whole new language, just like that. A near scientific miracle.
Children could marvel at his pickled body for generations- oh right they do that now.
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