An Idiot Abroad: Karl Pilkington quotes are wisdom and comedy to behold in one go. Karl Pilkingtons’s Quotes from an Idiot Abroad are absolutely priceless.
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Karl Pilkington Quotes On China:
On the Great Wall – “You can see it for miles. Like, it goes over the hills and stuff ….but so does the M6″”
Karl Pilkington travelled to China for An Idiot Abroad. Seeing as Finger-Jam lived in Hong Kong for a year, I know what it is like to see orange chicken hanging from almost every shop, funny food on sticks and the weirdest worst smelling eggs in every 7-11. So check out these Deleted scenes of Karl Pilkington in China for An Idiot Abroad on Sky1. Nice one.
“It’s not the Great Wall of China. It’s the ‘alright’ Wall of China” Karl Pilkington Sky1.
Most nights I flick through the channels aimlessly hoping something will be at least an average viewing, and that there will be something on the TV other than Casualty or Celebrity Master Chef. Last night was very different. I came across a preview for Karl Pilkington’s new show – An Idiot Abroad where he goes around the globe to visit the Seven Wonders of the World – he’s not that impressed by them. Karl Pilkington has to be one of my favourite comics (if you can call him that) with the Ricky Gervais series of podcasts and TV shows definitely making him into a bona fide legend.
‘An Idiot Abroad’ looks like a future classic packed with all new Karl Pilkington quotes and his look on the world such as this on Dolphins: “Everyone says that Dolphins are intelligent and that, but they’ve never done anything that has blown me away. People always say that I’m a div but Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.”
In the same episode Karl treks through the Jungle and comments on how difficult it must be finding a date if you’re a stick insect.
“You’d be like, oh she’s nice over there…Oh no its just a stick”
Statistics show numbers are the best way to quantify things.
Figures released over night indicate that numbers are the best way of quantifying things. It has also been claimed that ‘Numbers’ could be held responsible for the current economic downturn and explain the recently announced non existence of God!
Numbers fell dramatically last night as 2 became 1 and 7 became 4, Simon Fuller the former Spice Girls and S Club 7 manager told the press “Well, we had actually predicted this trend back in 2000 with the hit single from the girls, plus we all know that S Club 7 only has 4 members”.
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