A very long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.. Sith Lord Darth Vader is plotting a cunning plan…… To rob a bank. It what was not a usual showing of the dark side of the force, Darth Vader left his light-sabre at home and instead took with him a very un-jedi like semi-automatic gun to, yes, Rob a Bank – and we have the video to prove it.

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Not that Lee Dixon

Thief Lee Dixon (no not that Lee Dixon the old arsenal full back, but some other bloke) did the washing up at country homes he raided, which is ever so thoughtful of him. The only problem is that during a 10-month crime spree Dixon stole £120,000 worth of items from 105 properties.

The jury at Bristol Crown Court heard how he was a ‘gentleman, Raffles-style’ burglar, who would sometimes do the dishes at properties he raided and always kept damage to a minimum. Well done Lee, good man. What next, a graffiti artist who cleans windows? A pick-pocket who changes your baby’s nappy?

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Minne Driver... Not the greatest of names

At school there were some kids’ names that you used to think to yourself “What were the parents thinking?” and “This kid is going to get destroyed for his entire school life”. I knew a few guys at school who had pretty bad names the best (or the worst depending who you were) was Wayne King. I mean are their parents crazy??

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The President thinks so….

It’s the big finale, every man, women, child and President will be watching Series 6 of Lost in the next few weeks.

Even if you don’t watch the show you know it’s coming the build-up is almost palpable.  Will our favourite shipwrecked clan get back on . back off the island? Will Kate choose Sawyer or Jack? Will someone feed that Polar Bear?

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This first intriguing feature from Duncan Jones takes its cues straight from the masterpieces of science fiction. From the son of David Bowie you wouldn’t expect much less.

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