The World’s entire population has, for the first time ever, agreed with a comment made by Piers Morgan, or as most people like to call him “That smug Twat”.

On 19th November 2011, huge winds were recorded across the globe as 7billion people gently nodded in unison when they saw the following Piers Morgan tweet.

Piers Morgan Twitter

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Now Eva Longoria we know you have a book to promote and you have a lot on your mind. Plus we all know that it is getting warmer, but this is the time when you are most likely to get a chill. Put your guard down at your Mercy. What was she thinking?

Eva Longoria decided to go on the David Letterman Show wearing a tux with not much else. Letterman was obviously the happiest he has been in ages. Firstly he gets 5 minutes of his favourite type of interview, secondly the show has a peak in hits to its site. Happy Days.

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Fearne Cotton’s swimsuit gave pervy Britain its biggest smile during “Comic” Relief yesterday, crashing the BBC website and encouraging a surge of donations.

In what feels like an event that has been going on for months, Comic Relief has been trying to persuade us all to part with our cash in exchange for a few laughs. But it was a Fearne Cotton swimsuit display in her Radio 1 studio that got us reaching for our pockets.

Fearne Cotton Swimsuit has last laugh

At the time the swimsuit appeared, Chris Moyles was coming to an end of a marathon radio show, where for 52 hours he told us repeatedly, in speaking clock accuracy and tedium, how long he had been presenting for. Then for ten minutes, donned in a swimsuit Fearne Cotton pretty much added an extra 50% to the money he had raised.

It most certainly  was the highlight of having to endure singing and dancing shows by celebrities and mock speeches by James Corden in this year’s Comic Relief. And as mentioned dirty old and young men everywhere made the robust BBC site crash when news of Fearne Cotton swimsuit pics and the following video of Fearne Cotton’s tattoos became available to the public.

Good on Fearne Cotton and everyone who took part, but maybe the Comic Relief organisers are thinking another Fearne Cotton Swimsuit appearance or Steve Jones in his speedos will hit home more than average laughs.

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X Factor America is here. You Betcha. With $5 million dollars to win, the winner won’t even need a music “career”. And now the bets are on for who will be the judges on The X Factor America.
Yes that’s right, you heard us.  The X Factor (U.S) with old Flat head Simon Cowell .  Just when we thought we could have a small breather from King of the Television, Decider of Music and Media Sponge Extraordinaire – Simon Cowell now we realise we can’t. URGH & SIGH.

There are some plus points. The US show’s format differs extremely from the X Factor UK.

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We all know that you’d rather shake hands with a callus ridden tramp or separate two rabid dogs from mating than watch 5 minutes of a Piers Morgan chat show.

However, there is one person who has to be thicker and less aware of Piers Morgan’s complete face-beating-annoyance than Piers Morgan himself. And that is the bloke at CNN who hired him.

That’s why “The Bloke at CNN who Hired Piers Morgan” you are the Finger-Jam Nob of the week.

This is Happiness auditioning on Got To Dance – Happiness is quite clearly completely bonkers and / or deluded. Either way as her name states she brings us Happiness. She’s already garnered quite a cult following and the judges on Got To Dance seem to like her. We never thought we’d see anyone ‘dance’ to this song again, but Happiness has not only bought us joy, through her, erm, unique moves, she’s brought us the Scatman (which is a whole different discussion)

Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop

Happiness Audition on Got To Dance

There was a lot of interesting and weird news in 2010. The press churned out some quality quotes, stories and pictures to keep us all entertained and informed in 2010 – here’s a little summary of some of our favourite quality reporting.

• Number 1 has to be this. You can see why?

Wow! The Irish Daily Star is Honest

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Matt Cardle When we Collide Lyrics. Seeing as 20 million of us watched Matt Cardle sing the Biffy Cyro song, on X Factor I thought it was worth putting the lyrics to “When we Collide” up here. Now don’t get used to this kind of service it’s just becuase Matt Cardle looks like a skinny Johnny Vegas – what do you think?

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Gillian McKeith – the fake sham of a “Doctor” who got her degree from an uncredited university on the internet is so distasteful she must have been the least liked person ever on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. What do you think?

Anyway here are the funny lyrics from the Gillian McKeith song

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Amy Childs one of these lot

Obviously we all love Essex Girls. Apparently so does Peter Andre. Amy Childs, The Essex girl and star of the popular ITV2 The Only Way is Essex has declared her desire to bag Petre Andre and marry him. “He’s so lovely, he’s tanned and gorgeous,” she drooled to OK Magazine, as Finger-Jam made sure she was talking about the Peter Andre we were thinking of.

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