Every week there are 1000s of Apprentice quotes so hilariously cringe worthy it hurts the brain. We’ve had Melissa Cohen, firing quotes out. Never has a girl shifted public popularity as quickly as Melissa – 4th to be chucked from The Apprentice 6th series 2010 boardroom.
But, in or out, Melissa and Stuart Baggs have supplied us with some of the best quotes from the Apprentice show so far…
The Daily Mail has found information that could challenge the otherwise unquestionable integrity of this country’s top politician, Prime-minister David Cameron.
Prime minister Cameron in happier days - before Daily Mail Exposé
Once again the Daily Mail, beacon of intelligence, source of all truth, justice and balanced impartial reporting has hit us with one of the most sensational, unbelievable , incredible, ground breaking, highbrow, hard hitting and possibly the most important story of the century thus far.
An Idiot Abroad: Karl Pilkington quotes are wisdom and comedy to behold in one go. Karl Pilkingtons’s Quotes from an Idiot Abroad are absolutely priceless.
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Karl Pilkington Quotes On China:
On the Great Wall – “You can see it for miles. Like, it goes over the hills and stuff ….but so does the M6″”
Most nights I flick through the channels aimlessly hoping something will be at least an average viewing, and that there will be something on the TV other than Casualty or Celebrity Master Chef. Last night was very different. I came across a preview for Karl Pilkington’s new show – An Idiot Abroad where he goes around the globe to visit the Seven Wonders of the World – he’s not that impressed by them. Karl Pilkington has to be one of my favourite comics (if you can call him that) with the Ricky Gervais series of podcasts and TV shows definitely making him into a bona fide legend.
‘An Idiot Abroad’ looks like a future classic packed with all new Karl Pilkington quotes and his look on the world such as this on Dolphins: “Everyone says that Dolphins are intelligent and that, but they’ve never done anything that has blown me away. People always say that I’m a div but Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.”
In the same episode Karl treks through the Jungle and comments on how difficult it must be finding a date if you’re a stick insect.
“You’d be like, oh she’s nice over there…Oh no its just a stick”
Mel Gibson has had a pretty bad week. This week Police in Los Angeles confirm they are investigating claims that movie star Mel Gibson was involved in a domestic violence incident with his ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva - so says Sky news.
It has been reported in the Sun that Cheryl Cole has collapsed with “gastroenteritis” and “severe exhaustion”. Apparently she had to stop filming during X-Factor and there are no immediate plans for her to be sitting alongside Louis Walsh, Simon Cowell and Dannii any time soon, said her agent / PR person / friend / or someone else. It didn’t state exactly where she was when Cheryl Collapsed.
However as well all know if our mums were Sun journalists
When I grow old I want to be just like this... Science can help!
Well, we’ll let you decide… After years of abusing his body with God knows what, Ozzy Osbourne will be scientifically analysed to see what’s kept him alive. He’s already said he thinks his body should be donated to the Natural History Museum as a record of a ‘medical miracle’. You know like the guy who fell 40 floors or the man who recovered from HIV or maybe the guy who recovered from a coma after 23 years or the teenager who woke up from a coma and could speak a whole new language, just like that. A near scientific miracle.
Children could marvel at his pickled body for generations- oh right they do that now.
It is being reported that Channel Four, who failed to invite some of the most popular ex-housemates of past Big Brothers has angered fans.
The most complaints have come from the Fan base of Randy Andy Davidson who starred in the very first Big Brother. It is claimed they are “disgusted” at the snub, and will take further action.
Is it me or are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt slowly starting to resemble each other’s ex’s? Brad has certainly adopted a slightly more, ahem… ‘rugged’ look, not dissimilar to a certain Billy-Bob-Rough-Around-The-Edges-Thornton (his full name), while Angelina has rather softened her look of late a la Jennifer-Girl-Next-Door-Aniston. See for yourself…
The Helping Haiti single… Everybody Hurts… Yes, an apt choice for a charity single released in order to pinch pennies from the pockets of us mere mortals, while the powers that be (Simon Cowell) sit on their pedestals, and wallets for that matter, looking down on the glory of good that they have created before them… Yes, I am hurting thank you very much! Not that I begrudge helping the cause- of course.
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Every week there are 1000s of Apprentice quotes so hilariously cringe worthy it hurts the brain. We’ve had Melissa Cohen, firing quotes out. Never has a girl shifted public popularity as quickly as Melissa – 4th to be chucked from The Apprentice 6th series 2010 boardroom.
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