The owner of Wings Luxury Travel Mini coaches who supplied the mini buses for the Royal Wedding has fallen into a joyous, ecstasy induced, orgasmic coma it has been reported.

It is alleged that when he saw his royal mini buses drive down the Mall, packed with scores of minor Royals, and then stop in front of the television cameras, with the “Wings” logo beamed to 4 billion eyeballs across the world, the owner collapsed and almost literally exploded with orgasmic joy.

It has been claimed that a woman (Ms X) who lives on a quiet mews in the south of England had sex from 9am to 9.42 am last monday morning states neighbours.

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Anarchy is not dead it's just a bit confused

Anarchists state that they aren’t happy with the way the country is run and demand that the government place stricter rules on banks and businesses. Philosophers, Anthropologists and the press are terribly confused in the wake of recent unrest and protests…

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Guildford, Surrey. A man at a dinner party has stated that he would give all his friends some of his winnings if he were to win the lottery it has been announced. A Mr Gary Beech made this announcement to 4 other couples, one of whom he had only just met, during a thrilling conversation about “What would you do if you won the lottery”.

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Contrary to popular belief 4×4 drivers DO NOT rule the road, the Highways Agency has claimed.

Plus, the Agency that makes the laws for British roads goes one step further and states categorically “No single type of car has ever ruled the road, not 4×4 drivers now, nor BMWs in the late 1990s”.

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“John Terry jokes?” I hear you scream, ‘But he’s the England captain!’ Exactly.

John Terry isn’t quite everyone’s favourite footballer, Chelsea fans call him “John Terry – The greatest defender in the World” whereas everyone else tends to call him “That twat.”

Either way there are quite a few John Terry Jokes floating around. If you’ve got some we would love to hear them. Put them in the comments below and we’ll keep the post updated. So without further a do – Here are some John Terry Jokes.

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It has been revealed that a secret high-court super injunction has been submitted by a group of Fat-Cats and Parasites to prevent the media from referring to them in any article about bankers.

“Every bloody report you read nowadays about the deficit or about bonuses, we get mentioned. It’s Fat Cat this, and Fat Cat that.” Barry the Large Ginger Tom said. “It has to stop, we’re fed up with this unfair association, we are quiet, tender, and relatively docile animals”.

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This year’s Most Northern Sounding Place award has gone to Cleethorpes somewhere in the North of England, pipping favourites, and arch rivals, Grimsby to one of the UK’s most coveted awards.

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Hyena Facts: Now we all know Hyenas are not the cutest, cuddliest little animals on the planet, but what we’re about to tell you will make you glad you are not a young male hyena hoping to get lucky this weekend.

Special note: If you are a young male Hyena, getting ready to talk to girls, here are 5 things you definitely should know before you take a female Hyena back to your place. These are all Hyena FACTS:

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There was jubilation, verging on hysteria, on the streets of Britain today as Barclays announced a 35% increase in profits from last year’s takings.

Parties were breaking out across the nation from Canary Wharf to Cleethorpes, Brighton to Barrow in Furness, as the Bank’s phenomenal figures were being digested by the men, women and children of the proud nation.

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