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Team Robbo have tagged (or vandalised) a Banksy piece of street art in Brighton. The Two Kissing Policemen outside the Albert Pub has had ‘Team Robbo’ tagged across its facia.

This piece by Banksy is estimated to be worth anywhere from £500,000 to £1m – and is due to be removed and sold in New York sometime in the near future. Given that the kissing policeman has been drawn on the pub’s property, all money raised from any sale will go straight to the owners of The Albert.

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We at Finger-Jam loves Her Majesty’s constabulary, that’s cos we are good boys and girls. People who tend to dislike the police are usually scrotes who’ve been in trouble. But there are definitely different types of Copper. Here are two.

1) Good Cop.
He gets hit by a car and still chases a criminal.

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By Princess Talalullah IX. Posted in Humour, Politics, Random chat | No Comments »

Anarchy is not dead it's just a bit confused

Anarchists state that they aren’t happy with the way the country is run and demand that the government place stricter rules on banks and businesses. Philosophers, Anthropologists and the press are terribly confused in the wake of recent unrest and protests…

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In a month where bad news seems to get even worse every day, earthlings SUper Moonwere given a tiny lift when it was revealed that we have a possible new super hero – It’s Super-Moon. But is Super-Moon here to save us or is it just going to bugger off and start drinking like Superman did in Superman 2?

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28

Feb

2011

The Shit Hits the Fan


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Police are investigating stories in the press regarding accusations that Ashley Cole the footballer and diamond ring connoisseur, shot a young intern at Chelsea FC with a gun he brought to work.

Ashley Cole known as “The best left back in the World” by Chelsea fans, or “That twat” by others, has not, despite shooting a work-experience boy, been fired by the Premier League club.

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Special Report: Remember Chatroulette? Well some people still use it and due to excessive and well-known todger fumbling on the instant web-cam interaction site, penis recognition software has been implemented by the owners to ban any one it deems to be showing their rooster.

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WongaNow Finger-Jam is at the cutting edge of consumer interest and public needs. So we went to the Wonga website –

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Because we are so incredibly forward thinking  (and not because we forgot to post this earlier) we are giving you ideas for top Valentine’s gifts with a maximum 364 days to get your act together for next year. There is no reason why you can’t get the perfect Valentines gift for your loved one.

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Brave little man misses his brave little man

Brave little man misses his brave little man

The female on male domestic abuse issue gathers steam today as a high profile man admits the terrible treatment he has received at the hands of his partner. Although at this moment they wish their identity to remain a secret they are planning on disclosing themselves in the coming weeks. In the meantime they would like their story to encourage people to act and have given us this candid interview.

Sat in the hotel suite we have booked for privacy this normally flamboyant celeb seems deflated. The sparkle in their eyes is all but gone but it wasn’t always like this. ‘To begin with we we’re happy. We we’re literally made for each other and I was so happy. I didn’t mind the pink house, or the pony collection

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By Princess Talalullah IX. Posted in Humour, Random chat | No Comments »

Right, we needed a little more pocket money so we’re posting this ’sponsored link’ to the latest Brian Badonde video.  It’s for a good cause-  we need the funds to build a time machine to go back in time to stop Piers Morgan and Paul Daniels from ever being on Telly… Genius – Yes. Dastardly- Yes. Insane- Never. Impossible – Maybe, but dammit we’re going to try!

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