Braintree, Essex, UK – Prince Uwa Obafemi head of the Okuba region of Nigeria has been living in Essex since 2005. Unable to access his family wealth despite e-mailing 3 Billion net users for help. When asked what he planned to do once he had contacted everyone on the Internet he replied, ‘If I haven’t received a reply with apologies I will have to begin again.’ The Prince’s inbox has in fact received no e-mails except a handful from other Nigerian Princes in a very similar situation. ‘It seems that this is a very common predicament in Nigeria.’
We at Finger-Jam value integrity, high morals and unbiased reporting…. Well, that is unless you give us cash.
Which is why this post features a ‘sponsored link’, but it’s not just any ‘sponsored link’ it’s Facejacker’s (previously known as fonejacker) Art Critic – Brian Badonde and he’s on a mission.
This new web-based series entitled ‘The Art of Technology.’ follows Brian Badonde (Facejacker) in his quest to learn more about how technology can enrich his already extravagant life with the help of Bing. Brian Badonde begins his voyage at the Science Museum where Brian marvels at the world’s first ever search engine.
This is Happiness auditioning on Got To Dance – Happiness is quite clearly completely bonkers and / or deluded. Either way as her name states she brings us Happiness. She’s already garnered quite a cult following and the judges on Got To Dance seem to like her. We never thought we’d see anyone ‘dance’ to this song again, but Happiness has not only bought us joy, through her, erm, unique moves, she’s brought us the Scatman (which is a whole different discussion)
There was a lot of interesting and weird news in 2010. The press churned out some quality quotes, stories and pictures to keep us all entertained and informed in 2010 – here’s a little summary of some of our favourite quality reporting.
Since our plan to build a time machine to change the course of television history has failed, we’re having to try something new. Sadly this means more money is needed through this shameless sponsored linking. You may call us ‘sell outs’, but we don’t care since our new plan will involve creating a machine that will remove the memory of Bruce Forsythe, Piers Morgen, Simon Cowell, Gillian McKeith and Boris Johnson from the world. Good plan? Well – we think it is. Do you have a better one? Please let us know…
As promised Finger Jam is bringing you more comedy contenders for Xmas No 1. Surfin’ Bird is amusing, but this is by far more original and it’s a proper, merry Christmas classic.
We present to you Chris Dennis and The Swede Michaels Choir with Christopher Dennis’ – The Christmas Sandwich
Are your feet tapping yet? Are you hungry? You can help them in their quest by joining these lovely boys here and how could you not when you’ve seen that array of fantastic Christmas Jumpers!
It’s Christmas Number One time and so far at Finger Jam we’ve seen some admirable efforts to gain that top spot, especially by the likes of one Matt Whistler who seems intent on making this Christmas Number One- by any means possible!
Here’s the first instalment of what is sure to be the beginning of a chain of ludicrous videos and songs and we can’t wait to share them! Do you want Surfin’ Bird as Christmas Number 1?
Most of the time all those arguments and protests against our Big Brother style state make sense. Sometimes it just provides us with some interesting insight into the lives of others…
Google StreetView is not only a useful aid in finding the offie/pub/betting shop – It gives us a chance to get a nice long look at a world we may not other wise have seen…
For example this naked man sitting in the boot of his sports car
Papers reported today on controversy at ITV’s X Factor, as the show was once again mired by controversy. An ITV spokesperson, in a controversial move backed by shows producer Simon Cowell, controversially stated that there had been no controversy for at least 3 hours.
Controversially Simon Cowell refuses to open his ears, eyes or mouth on the controversy
The Sun wrote: ‘In a controversial move the shows bosses have decided to ban any controversy over a 24 hour period. ITV and Simon Cowell realised that otherwise profit-making phone calls (which have previously been subject to controversy) to X Factor voting lines were being instead placed to Ofcom.’
We all know that Yoga stretches and challenges the body, creating a union with body and mind. Plus we all know that drinking challenges the mind and when you have enough, it really has a good go at the body too. So is there any real difference between Yoga and getting hammered?
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