Gabriella Pasqualotto a Cheerleader from South Africa, who cheerleads in the Indian Premier League for cricket (IPL) secretly wrote in her blog, that she is treated “like meat” in her day job. Also “all eyes are on you all the time; it is complete voyeurism” said the Cheerleader who wears a boob-tube and ra-ra dress for the Mumbai Indian cheerleading team in front of 50,000 screaming fans.
“John Terry jokes?” I hear you scream, ‘But he’s the England captain!’ Exactly.
John Terry isn’t quite everyone’s favourite footballer, Chelsea fans call him “John Terry – The greatest defender in the World” whereas everyone else tends to call him “That twat.”
Either way there are quite a few John Terry Jokes floating around. If you’ve got some we would love to hear them. Put them in the comments below and we’ll keep the post updated. So without further a do – Here are some John Terry Jokes.
Brendan Venter, Director of Rugby for Saracens, gives an hilarious (yet strangely intelligent) interview to Sky Sports after Following Saracen’s 24-21 defeat to Racing Metro at Vicarage Road in the Heineken Cup on December 11th 2010.
This is by far the best interview ever given in a post match offering to Sky Sports. This guy should get a British comedy award for the funniest interview ever.
He’s won everything in football (except a World Cup obviously, and of course the World Player of the Year). And now Wayne Rooney wins the coveted national award for the Finger-Jam Nob of The Week.
He told all his teammates they weren’t good enough. Then flirts with bitter rivals, then
The 2010 Tour De France is with us, and to even imagine what the riders go through makes my eyes water, and that’s just thinking about their poor crown jewels on those razor sharp seats.
The Tour de France is perhaps the most tactical, enduring, tiring, gruelling but captivating sport in the world. In what is probably the toughest mainstream sport, the Tour De France is like running a Marathon every day for 2 weeks, with the added pain of a third of it being up hill.
We want your England football jokes after being humiliated by Germany in the 2010 world cup can we get any lower?
We all know that England are the most hopeless team in the World. However in the same way that the French are brilliant at revolutions, we in England are the best at laughing at ourselves. (UPDATE new England jokes in comments section below)
Thief Lee Dixon (no not that Lee Dixon the old arsenal full back, but some other bloke) did the washing up at country homes he raided, which is ever so thoughtful of him. The only problem is that during a 10-month crime spree Dixon stole £120,000 worth of items from 105 properties.
The jury at Bristol Crown Court heard how he was a ‘gentleman, Raffles-style’ burglar, who would sometimes do the dishes at properties he raided and always kept damage to a minimum. Well done Lee, good man. What next, a graffiti artist who cleans windows? A pick-pocket who changes your baby’s nappy?
Now who ever said Americans don’t get irony? (Alanis Morissette didn’t but she is Canadian). Is this front page on the New York Post irony beyond my own ironic capabilities? Or are they missing the point?
Generally the Americans I have met are unbelievably funny and highly intelligent. However American newspapers are well renowned for not given 2 bits worth of interest in anything that goes on outside the US, don’t use irony and never put football on the back pages.
Part of me thinks this is the greatest headline i have ever seen, the other part of me thinks “hang on…”
Is the New York Post being Ironic here? Or are they taking the piss? It leaves far too many questions for me…
I’m all for taking the mickey out of the England team, in fact i’m all for taking the mickey out of the English, we generally deserve it. The England team are usually awful and our expectations turn to hopelessness quicker than you can say Stefan Kuntz. But when taking the piss out of our boys, always remember the first rule of comedy…
Rules of Comedy Number 1. = Be funny.
I don’t believe this rule has been adhered to in for the plethora of Robert Green “jokes” doing the rounds. They are all horrible forced gags – and i have particular annoyance for this one from obviously America. Despite its large amount of thumbs up in Stumbleupon and Digg IT IS NOT FUNNY.
We Are The Rulers – A collaboration between Disturb Media and English Ska band No.1 Station is the best England World Cup song and Video EVER. Well done to Finger-jam’s mates down at Disturb. – Go to the shops now and buy We Are The Rulers
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Gabriella Pasqualotto a Cheerleader from South Africa, who cheerleads in the Indian Premier League for cricket (IPL) secretly wrote in her blog, that she is treated “like meat” in her day job. Also “all eyes are on you all the time; it is complete voyeurism” said the Cheerleader who wears a boob-tube and ra-ra dress for the Mumbai Indian cheerleading team in front of 50,000 screaming fans.
Generally the Americans I have met are unbelievably funny and highly intelligent. However American newspapers are well renowned for not given 2 bits worth of interest in anything that goes on outside the US, don’t use irony and never put football on the back pages.
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