We have more Apprentice quotes. This year should offer up the same quality quotes we got in previous years from these self-promoting fools. Who could forget Melody or Jedi Jim? If you want to remind yourself on the ridiculousness of last year’s egos here are Apprentice Quotes 2011.
We’d love you to add your own Apprentice Quotes if we miss any. Just leave them in the comment box at the bottom of the page.
Family Guy Quotes are in my head all the time and at risk of making a fool of myself in public, I’ve decided to release my inner Griffin by sharing my favourite Family Guy Quotes with the community of Finger Jam. The post will feature quotes from all your favourite characters, enjoy! Any Family Guy Quotes you think should feature? Let us know by commenting at the bottom!
Apprentice Quotes are comedy gold. Every week this series The “entrepreneurs” tell us why they should win The Apprentice and give us such great one liners such as “My first word wasn’t mummy, it was money”. These funny quotes from the Apprentice are always filled with self-congratulatory misguidance and ridiculous puns, and 2011 Apprentice Quotes are no different. Will any of this year’s Apprentice contestants beat Stuart Baggs? Melody Hossaini or Vincent Disneur might.
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Papers reported today on controversy at ITV’s X Factor, as the show was once again mired by controversy. An ITV spokesperson, in a controversial move backed by shows producer Simon Cowell, controversially stated that there had been no controversy for at least 3 hours.
Controversially Simon Cowell refuses to open his ears, eyes or mouth on the controversy
The Sun wrote: ‘In a controversial move the shows bosses have decided to ban any controversy over a 24 hour period. ITV and Simon Cowell realised that otherwise profit-making phone calls (which have previously been subject to controversy) to X Factor voting lines were being instead placed to Ofcom.’
Obviously we all love Essex Girls. Apparently so does Peter Andre. Amy Childs, The Essex girl and star of the popular ITV2 The Only Way is Essex has declared her desire to bag Petre Andre and marry him. “He’s so lovely, he’s tanned and gorgeous,” she drooled to OK Magazine, as Finger-Jam made sure she was talking about the Peter Andre we were thinking of.
Every week there are 1000s of Apprentice quotes so hilariously cringe worthy it hurts the brain. We’ve had Melissa Cohen, firing quotes out. Never has a girl shifted public popularity as quickly as Melissa – 4th to be chucked from The Apprentice 6th series 2010 boardroom.
But, in or out, Melissa and Stuart Baggs have supplied us with some of the best quotes from the Apprentice show so far…
Karl Pilkington travelled to China for An Idiot Abroad. Seeing as Finger-Jam lived in Hong Kong for a year, I know what it is like to see orange chicken hanging from almost every shop, funny food on sticks and the weirdest worst smelling eggs in every 7-11. So check out these Deleted scenes of Karl Pilkington in China for An Idiot Abroad on Sky1. Nice one.
“It’s not the Great Wall of China. It’s the ‘alright’ Wall of China” Karl Pilkington Sky1.
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Stephanie Davies has managed to woo Hollyaoks producers and has found herself with a new television family, house and a pair of ruby slippers transported by a cyclone to……
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