By Sam. Posted in Random chat | 9 Comments »
We hear about prize plums on the internet everyday – and we hear about people having typos engraved on their body too by drunken dyslexic tattooists, but this one surely takes the biscuit.
Deluded mega Cheryl Cole fan Liam Murphy wanted to show his love for his idle by getting a tattoo of fellow geordie lass’s name and album on his back – he didn’t think about the fact that due to the Ashley Cole divorce her name may change…..
cheryl cole tattoo - 3 Words!
Three Words? I will give you three words. You Bloody idiot.
I mean we all know that Tattoos are pretty stupid, i mean would you choose a wallpaper when you are 15 and say “Yes i want that one, i want the world to see it and to live with it for the rest of my life”? No. So why do it to your body?
Combine this “for the rest of your life” decision with general stupidity and we get some cracking results.
Poor Liam is young and obviously dangerously obsessed, so you can’t really blame him for such an awful demented mistake, but surely he isn’t the only one that didn’t think about the fact that Cheryl Cole may change her name after the divorce with Ashley Cole. No that’s right – Cheryl Cole herself didn’t think about it either.
Is stupidity catching?
The X-Factor, cute bum, numpty went and had her own tattoo done “Mrs C” and not even discreetly, did she have a Bum tattoo or a private insignia on her inner thigh. NO. It was on HER NECK – Oh the irony of Geordie ironies.
What the “L”?
It reminds me a bit of this Uber mistake (turned out to be a fake) of this girl who got a Kelly “Homes” Tattoo after she won an Olympic Gold medal.
Another Cole numpty
And if we haven’t had enough dodgy tattoos based around the name “Cole” and related to “Newcastle” then we can dig this one out of the annuls too. This Newcastle football fan got a tattoo done of his hero Andy (Andrew) Cole (he hits the ball and scores a goal, Andy Andy, Cole) – Just two weeks before he leaves and signs for Manchester United. What a dufus.
The answer is…… just don’t do it.
Another bloody idiot
Which isn’t what this Man City fan thought when he went into the Tattoo parlour:
Man City Fan: “Eh Our Kid. Gis us a Tatt of Kaka on me chest”.
Tattoist: “If i’m not mistaken kind gent, but Senor Kaka does not yet play for Manchester City”
Man City: “Forget it. We’re going to buy ‘im – scrawl away”
And here was the result. And a dream and plea from this deluded lad that Kaka will one day play for Manchester City.
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March 9th, 2010 at 13:30
I hate tattoos. Hate to sound like my mother, but they are common and ugly! Unless you’re really sure, why do something? On the other side, everyone still knows who Cheryl Cole is- so it doesn’t really matter, it’s just a historical statement of fact… I see historians looking back on this period of body art and understanding our culture, knowing that these people are photographing this and leaving evidence of what society is like for future generations, means I can sleep soundly in the knowledge that people are utterly stupid and this is what the world will think of society in a hundred or so years.
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June 18th, 2010 at 10:55
Cheryl Cole’s bum is lovely. It is probably the best bum on Girls Aloud. Is there some sort of study we can do on this?
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August 8th, 2010 at 11:53
Cheryl Cole also has tattoos on her wrist, leg and 2 on her bum. I understand why guys think shes hot (because she is) but why is it that majority of men don’t like tattoos on women, but they all fancy Cheryl Cole? Isn’t that hypocritical?
P.s. I want a tattoo, but I keep going in and out of this faze, due to what other people say… eeeeek! :L
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August 8th, 2010 at 11:54
Btw, Cheryl Cole is BEAUTIFUL with or without tattoos… don’t think I’m saying otherwise in my comment! LOL!
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September 2nd, 2010 at 20:54
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September 2nd, 2010 at 21:15
You’re right, i think, Hu cares indeed.
But if you read the article, i say Cheryl is obviously more stupid.
Send our love to Liam X
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October 17th, 2010 at 20:58
Cheryl Cole Tattoo is awful. Have you seen that chavvy one on her wrist? Why would you have a wrist tattoo Cheryl cole?
Just think what Cheryl’s bum tattoo is like? Erghhh.
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November 8th, 2010 at 22:35
What was she thinking on X Factor this week. When stupidly named TreyC and Katie Wessel were up for the boot, but sung off so badly. Dermot O’Leary called Katie a cunt last week, but then made a dick of himself this week by giving Cheryl Cole the second vote.
Louis was an idiot too. I only like Simon Cowell now and Dannii is alright too. Nice bum as well.
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May 11th, 2012 at 12:45
tattoos are awesome unless bigoted like racist etc
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