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in training he goes to him and picks up the ball ans says”ball, kick, score”

he repeats this everyday untill one day the new player says ”i know what to do, i speak english”

Capello replies ” i werent talking to you i was talking to heskey!”

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fabio went up to this ginger kid and asked if he wanted to play for england , the ginger kid said no i already get bullied enough for being ginger

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Breaking News…….
A group of terrorists have stormed the England team’s coach and taken everyone hostage. They say that unless their demands are met they will release one player every hour.

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Teacher asks the kids in her class what their daddies do for a living. One says “he’s a plumber”, another says “he’s a fireman”. And they all answer in turn “he’s a doctor”, “he’s a bank manager”, “he’s a mechanic”, etc. until one little boy says “my daddy works in a gay bar as a stripper, if he gets a good tip he shows them everything, if he gets a really good tip he goes into the back room with them and stays all night. Then he comes home at 8 o’clock and goes to bed. The teacher is horrified and hastily changes the subject. After the class she takes the boy to one side and asks “Does your daddy REALLY do that?” “Naa,” the little boy replied. “He plays for England really, but I was too embarrased to say.”

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Bought a load of England stuff today. A wig, big flags (cheaper than wallpaper or paint), stickers, Wayne Rooney’s head on a stick. All 10p each.

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Speaking about the pressure of goalkeeping in a World Cup Rob Green has let slip that he couldn’t handle it.

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