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Eurozone Breakthrough: Italy to save Billions as Berlusconi cuts prostitute bill by half
By Sam. Posted in Humour | 1 Comment »
The Eurozone gave a massive sigh of relief today as Italy declared it could save billions of Euros and help stave off debt by cutting the premier’s prostitute bill by half.
Silvio Berlusconi has taken it upon himself to cut Italian spending and show other Italians that austerity starts at home. Known for his free spirit and attraction to the opposite sex, Berlusconi is willing to deprive himself of every Italian’s right for the sake of the country.
To celebrate such an Historic move Italians were given the whole week off work and given free train rides for the rest of the year.
Dancing in the Streets of Rome
Jubilation spread through the streets as news of the ingenious financial strategy hit home.
“This is amazing. Such policy should go down in the annuls of history. Berlusconi is respected throughout the country. What a great leader” Said Paulo Milano
“We don’t see Sarkozy, Cameron or Merkel stating that they have cut back on their night time activities. Typical.” Said Maria Cardinalli
“We Love Berlusconi” simply said Joey Tribianni as he ran back towards the cheering waving a flag of his great leader.
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October 31st, 2011 at 22:32
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