By Dan. Posted in Random chat | No Comments »
You what? Rachel Stevens? Russell Watson? Rachel Stevens doesn’t even have a bum or maybe it’s the picture? I can’t even comment on Russell’s bum, he’s not the first that comes to mind when I’m asked to vote for the best bum in Britain. Oh hang on no one asked me to vote.
Did anyone ask you? If they had I would have obviously said my old housemate Tom, who we used to ‘accidentally’ drop stuff in front of- he never suspected a thing.
Looking through this slide-show I’m starting to doubt the sanity of the judges, but also feel pleased that a fair amount of underlings, as it were, managed to get to the top and/or behind over the years! Anyone else ever thought Frank Skinner had a nice bum? No me neither, but he was voted posterior extraordinaire by someone in 1998! Lucky he wasn’t in competition with Lulu, because she is truly deserving of this accolade and he would never have won!
This is the kind of inane nonsense that makes me despair about the state of our world, but also draws one into an indulgent voyeuristic frenzy. One things for sure the ‘Rear of the Year’ ain’t sitting here.
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