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By Sam. Posted in Humour, Sports Gossip | 3 Comments »
By Sam. Posted in Humour, Sports Gossip | 3 Comments »
“John Terry jokes?” I hear you scream, ‘But he’s the England captain!’ Exactly.
John Terry isn’t quite everyone’s favourite footballer, Chelsea fans call him “John Terry – The greatest defender in the World” whereas everyone else tends to call him “That twat.”
Either way there are quite a few John Terry Jokes floating around. If you’ve got some we would love to hear them. Put them in the comments below and we’ll keep the post updated. So without further a do – Here are some John Terry Jokes.
John Terry Jokes
- Apparently a Chelsea player was stopped for speeding at 130mph through Fulham. When the police asked him to explain, he says: “My neighbour’s just phoned, apparently John Terry is parked outside my house.”
- John Terry has categorically denied making a racist slur against Anton Ferdinand but hasn’t ruled out making a move on his wife.
- After Wayne Bridge, Premiership club fans are now urging John Terry to try it on with Emile Heskey’s wife.
- Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his cock made from Cadbury’s chocolate. She said that she prefers Terry’s
- I knew JT liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is just ridiculous
- John Terry to star in new TV program “Other Footballers Wives”
- Q: What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both should’ve stayed at Southampton
- Gag order lifted in Terry case? Yeah right, that’s what SHE said!
- Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.
Have you got any John Terry Jokes? We really want to hear them. In the meantime have a look at our England Football Jokes
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March 23rd, 2011 at 20:48
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March 23rd, 2011 at 22:04
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game – Born Slippy
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March 29th, 2011 at 09:30
In the showers for the first time at stamford bridge Fernando Torres see’s John Terry’s cock, “FFFFFukin’ ell John de size of that is like a Bulls. No wonder Bridges wife ,she a-like you but how is it so big?”
Terry says ”It’s a trick me old mucka. When I am goin up the old apples and pairs for a bit of how’s ya father i whack it against the bannister all the way up”. Torres goes home that night and and starts whacking his dick on the bannister on his way to bed when his missus shouts “John is that you?”
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