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By Sam. Posted in Humour | No Comments »
By Sam. Posted in Humour | No Comments »
Manchester United jokes raise their head usually when there has been a memorable defeat, and oh did we see a big one this weekend. After the Manchester United drubbing of 6-1 (six-one) by Manchester City we thought we’d share some Manchester United Jokes with you.
We love laughing at footballers especially the really wealthy ones, successful ones, the rubbish ones, the stupid ones and obviously John Terry above all. So if you have any Manchester United or Manchester City jokes we’d love to hear them
Manchester United Jokes
- David De Gea’s mum rang him up at half-time…
- …and told him to be home before seven.
- Q. What’s the difference between Manchester United and a black cab?
- A. A black cab only lets five in!
- United’s defence were at sixes and Evans.
- Apparently, Sir Alex Ferguson is in trouble with the Queen.
- Something about a sick swan.
- The Glazers wanted the real fans’ experience – they headed for London immediately after the game.
- Those 19 banners could come in handy now – if City can turn them upside down.
- United were hoping their team would win in the second and third set.
- Q. What have Colonel Gaddafi and Manchester United got in common?
- A. Both were slaughtered in their own back yard.
- Manchester City have just gained a large following in the Chinese province of ‘Sichuan’.
- The scene: Monday morning in the Ferguson household:
- Mrs Fergie: ” Get up, Alex! It’s just gone 7!”
- Fergie: ” Oh, no! Have they scored again?”
- Colleen Rooney missed the game to stay in and watch Six And The City.
- And one for the Manchester United fans:
- City fans have not seen a win like that since they were Chelsea fans.
If you have any Manchester United Jokes of Manchester City jokes leave them in the comment box below.
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