News just in. It has been reported that World War Two has finished and England, Wales and Scotland are at peace with Germany. In fact reports are stating that it finished almost 65 years ago to the day.
This shock news took the British media and England World Cup football fans by absolute surprise.
“Ze Var iz Over?” initially chuckled a Daily Star sub-editor. “What it really is over?” asked the now startled Daily Star Hack. “I better tell the Editor to leave out all the Hun gags and references to Zeppelins when we have a big breasted German girl on page 3. Hang on this isn’t a joke is it?”
But no, this was definitely no joke. And even if it was it would be A VERY UNFUNNY JOKE.
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