Manchester United jokes raise their head usually when there has been a memorable defeat, and oh did we see a big one this weekend. After the Manchester United drubbing of 6-1 (six-one) by Manchester City we thought we’d share some Manchester United Jokes with you.

We love laughing at footballers especially the really wealthy ones, successful ones, the rubbish ones, the stupid ones and obviously John Terry above all. So if you have any Manchester United or Manchester City jokes we’d love to hear them

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“John Terry jokes?” I hear you scream, ‘But he’s the England captain!’ Exactly.

John Terry isn’t quite everyone’s favourite footballer, Chelsea fans call him “John Terry – The greatest defender in the World” whereas everyone else tends to call him “That twat.”

Either way there are quite a few John Terry Jokes floating around. If you’ve got some we would love to hear them. Put them in the comments below and we’ll keep the post updated. So without further a do – Here are some John Terry Jokes.

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We want your England football jokes after being humiliated by Germany in the 2010 world cup can we get any lower?

We all know that England are the most hopeless team in the World. However in the same way that the French are brilliant at revolutions, we in England are the best at laughing at ourselves. (UPDATE new England jokes in comments section below)

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